jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

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unshaped:

"i hope you step on 7 legos" and my all time favorite "I’m used to it"

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cumsock:

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

look at this sexy chicken

cumsock:

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

look at this sexy chicken

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fearrs:

So yeah I found this, she’s so beautiful and has an amazing voice!

fearrs:

So yeah I found this, she’s so beautiful and has an amazing voice!

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damnthatswhack:

It’s our pumpkin, we can do what we want

damnthatswhack:

It’s our pumpkin, we can do what we want

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sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

(via humoristics)


hey-tribs:

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

I have to keep reminding myself that it’s only chocolate and it’s not in the pain I can CLEARLY SEE ON ITS FACE

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jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

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